Monday, October 06, 2008

Deerhunter - Microcastle

October 28th



You might be surprised to know that this album isn't even technically out yet, though it deserves all the attention coming its way. Bradford Cox is something of a celebrity in the modern independent music circle. On his own he's release an album, nine EPs and been featured on two compilations since 2006. He was born with Marfan Syndrome, a genetic tissue disorder of which his lanky limbs and long fingers are a symptom. He is gay and a virgin. Interested?



However, Cox didn't simply slide so elegantly out of the darkness to 'get weird and turn pro.' He played drums for the Black Lips and a number of other bands after he found his Paul in Lockett Pundt and they created Deerhunter. Deerhunter is a group from Atlanta, Georgia that could be described as garage, shoegaze or even ghost rock, as their myspace proclaims, but to put a single label on their latest work, Microcastle, would be avoiding description. In fact the entire group is more complex. Their first bassist died of head injuries while skateboarding, the album dedicated to him was titled Turn It Up Faggot. Their guitarist, Colin Mee, left the group for what he thought was undue attention primarily for their band blog (a complex phenomenon in and of itself). These and every other twisted aspect of this group would be not nearly as interesting if the music weren't stellar in its careless distortion, musicality and aversion to any singular style.



Microcastle will be out in physical form on October 28th, but was leaked to the internet in May and was on iTunes in April. Somehow there seems to be no part of this group that has gone according to plan. Even the latest albums of Deerhunter (yes the one after the not-yet-in-physical-form subject of this article) and Cox's solo project, Atlas Sound, were leaked from his personal shared folder, of which he wasn't aware and to which he accidentally posted a link on his Deerhunter/Atlas Sound/Lotus Plaza blog. Though the entire album is so cohesive and consistently impressive, three tracks stand out.



'Nothing Ever Happened' is the anthem, at times depressing but bright and haunting. Cox's vocals are perfectly strained and sound especially empty-hearted with Pundt's backing. The song, like much of the album, is more of an orchestration, made up of movements rather than a simple bridge-verse-chorus structure. 'Never Stops' is a breezy space-rocking tune that captures what is otherwise a very subtle characteristic of this album, the essence of rockabilly. The combination of something as innocent as the slight seduction of early Rock n' Roll and depression or depraved sexual encounters of a modern artist is an attractive one. The Raveonettes have turned that attraction up to eleven, but Deerhunter allows it to lie only slightly beneath the surface, something like a memory or in the case of 'Never Stops,' a dream. Finally, 'Microcastle,' the title track, is so slow and dragging that you can't help but feel aggravated. Of course, by 1:07, the songs turns to pop distortion surrounding Cox's vibrato vocals and an almost identical pulsing guitar. But again, it is not simple a song dedicated to an emotion or a single feel or even anything quite explicit. It is ghostly, but in an inexplicable way maintains an innocence. While it is often true that one should never read about an album in lieu of listening, Microcastle is currently the definition of that statement.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Striktly Politikal




Arguably one of the greatest basslines ever? Yeah.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Palin and Women


I am male. I truly have little personal experience from which to comment on the subject of Sarah Palin and feminism, but I am willing to risk my neck (to the extent that the bloggosphere holds little recourse aside from a few angry posts), so here goes.

This woman is an embarrassment to the the feminist movement. Now, I am not about to define feminism. I think to some it is a very simple thing and to others very complicated. What I am attempting to say is that she represents women about as well as 'The View.' Regardless of her lies about her record, and even ignoring her stance on certain issues that allow a male-dominated government to allow male-dominated religious views to control the choices of women all over the country, she in no way represents the struggle on the part of many women of this country to permeate the ingrained sexism that still exists yet for many Americans remains unacknowledged.

Women in this country who remain out of the spotlight were true achievers (Abigail Adams, Ethel Percy Andrews, Madeleine Korbel Albright, Susan B. Anthony, etc. etc. etc.). I do not intend and hope and believe that many women do not want to be represented on an international stage by a woman who was primarily appointed to her position for political tactic. I don't think one woman represents all women either, which is why her argument that she has "shattered the glass ceiling" would seem to me to be a complete insult. Again, the American Woman is something I could never define and limit therein, but the vice presidency of the United States no matter how insignificant some may claim it to be, should not be represented by a Hawaii Pacific College/North Idaho College/University of Idaho/Matanuska-Susitna College/University of Idaho communications major, sportscaster, beauty queen, small-town mayor, inexperienced liar, male or female. I never thought I'd say this, but women deserved Hillary Clinton. It is exploitation at the hands of John McCain - someone who exploits his own mediocre US Military service for political gain and an embarrassment to US politics by way of the Republican Party - a national & international joke.

But the truth is we live in a country that is run by a majority that does not care for issues of government.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Going Thru the Motions


Hall and Oates, Baby. 


Thursday, August 14, 2008

Barack Obama Mash-Up

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Interior design - bathroom: Ben Stonberg


Ben Stonberg

Fabricated steel into the trunk and lower limbs of a tree used to support a sink top.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Royal Oak Thursdays

Friday, July 25, 2008

The Simpsons Uncle Mo's



Make sure to look at Homer's face when Mo says "just pull them stools up to the pool table." And whats the name of that guy on the right of Carl who's only existence is to be sullenly drunk?

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Boogie Boarder @ Less Artists More Condos



Yeah son, its that time again, see one of the best bands at one of the best venues in NYC.

Saturday at 9:00pm
132 APT #2
West 3rd st.
New York, NY
Map

BCDEFV to W. 4th
NRW to 8th St.
1,2 to Houston
ACE to Spring St.

Oh and just for fun...



"Sit on your hands on a bus of survivors
Blushing at all the afro-Sheilas
Ain't that close to love?
Well, ain't that poster love?
Well, it ain't that Barbie doll
Her heart's been broken just like you have"

Friday, July 18, 2008

Get Hooked – Lefty of course



this might have to be a continuing post/reminder.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Shit is Bananas (certified)



Sort of speaks for itself, but you know sammy comes through like he should.

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Boogie Boarder. Paul's Last. For Now.



Studio sessions to come as well...



One being Wednesday of this week (the 16th).







Thursday, July 10, 2008

i'm back

no novel quotes, just garage classics. in rotation around the apt, probably break 'em out tonight at royal oak.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SaxrkEc2eQ0

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tLnoACuzrtM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=noDKlarxjfY - probably posted before and you know what? i'll probably post it again too.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

The End Of The Affair: Quotes


"It was as if quite suddenly after all the promiscuous years I had grown up. My passion for Sarah had killed simple lust forever. Never again would I be able to enjoy a woman without love." (46)

"...the moment of absolute trust and absolute pleasure, the moment when it was impossible to quarrel because it was impossible to think." (55)

"It's a strange thing to discover and to believe that you are loved, when you know that there is nothing in you for anybody but a parent or a God to love." (70)

"I'm tired and I don't want anymore pain...I want ordinary corrupt human love." (99)

"...she had fallen asleep against my shoulder...the slowly growing pain in my upper arm where her weight lay was the greatest pleasure I had ever known." (105)

"It was as though by 'dying' she had robbed me of part of myself. I was losing my individuality, the memories dropping off like gangrened limbs." (113)

"For a month or two this year a ghost had pained me with hope...I would die a little more every day, but how I longed to retain it. As long as one suffers one lives." (113)

"I imagined I could smell her scent. I wanted things I should never have again – there was no substitute." (114)

"...but when I tried to remember her voice saying 'don't worry,' I found I had no memory for sounds. I couldn't imitate her voice. I couldn't even caricature it: when I tried to remember it, it was anonymous – just a woman's voice. The process of forgetting her had set in." (119)

"Grief and disappointment are like hate: they make men ugly with self-pity and bitterness. And how selfish they make us too" (129)

Saturday, July 05, 2008

In The Still Of The Night

I thought I'd share this with a small portion of the world: a comment left on the youtube video for "In The Still Of The Night" by The Five Satins -

"i remember this song, driving from boston to LA, in a rambler station wagon, 9 people in the car, 15 yrs old, had the hots for my cousin!"

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Kaossilator - superfly.





It's Those Galaktikal Dudes™. Right now we're demonstrating...those galaktikal moves

Hiro aka Mr. Stupid Fresh & Splurt aka Tony Splurtana

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Lil' Wayne Million: Top Ten Verses


Ya diiiiiig??? You've most likely already read or heard about it. In the first week of sales Lil' Wayne aka Weezy F. Baby aka Young Carter aka the Birdman J.R. aka The Rapper Eater aka Mr. Every-time-you-see-me-got-a-new-chain broke one-million in sales, something that hasn't been accomplished in three years when some guy released an album called The Massacre. But the event is not as important as how he accomplished it.

First, let it be said that Wayne is one of the best rappers alive if not the best (see top ten lines below). That is to say that the process could be imitated to a T and without the talent and nuance, the end result would not come close to the topic at hand. So, what is it about Wayne's actions that separates him from every other rapper out today? There are three major defining characteristics:

1. He constantly smokes marijuana, often sites his personal affinity for 'pills' and ingests what rappers most often refer to as Drank, purple stuff, Sizzurp or Lean. More specifically, he has mentioned on multiple occasions that he ingests the third on a daily basis. If one were to research the history and make up of the southern-born beverage, they would find that Wayne is the most common selection for the position of spokesperson. Could this cause his brain to malfunction in the same vain as a circuit bent children's toy? Or the prophetic madness of Plato's Phaedrus? Or perhaps he is like the superhero with the perpetual superpower-gifting laboratory disaster? What it almost certainly does is allow him the credibility and respect (that is of paramount importance in the rap game) attained by other rock or rap legends through their respective self-destruction, for example, Lou Reed, Keith Richards, DJ Screw and others.

*Obligatory relevant Wayne:
'I'm on that lala, twist it up, I'm on that syrrup slow it down.' - 'I Know the Future'

2. He maintains his popularity and visibility by guest staring on other artists' tracks. Not only that, but as he is asked to do so he maintains a perceived demand, as the idols of many show their fans that they view Wayne as a constant asset. This money-by-association is most notable through Wayne's close relationship with Jay -Z that was fully exposed on the Carter III itself when Jay anointed Wayne with the line 'I took too much change from this rap game, it's your go.' Not to mention that the money he receives for said guest spots allows him to stay financially on top and ready to purchase backing tracks of at least mid-level demand.

*Obligatory relevant Wayne:
'Never Give Free Bees 75 Thousand For These Beats' - 'Upgrade U'

3. Hard work and relentless supply to those who ask for everything. Some artists in the industry are trying demand more from their fans. Pioneered by Lars Ulrich of Metallica and his crusade against P2P revolutionary Shawn Fanning years ago, these self-destroyers on the opposite side can't seem to understand that the industry will move forward and if they don't move with it, they'll be rolled over. Wayne's free content and otherwise all out embrace of what most consider to be pitfalls of the modern music industry through hard work has amassed him a following large enough that even a small percentage of buyers adds up to numbers that few thought would ever be possible again. This is the direction of the music industry. Fans want, Wayne gives. If you deserve recognition as an artist then the music your fans (can now more easily) hear for free is only more publicity , more tickets sold and more revenue to the many other avenues through which an artist and his or her label can make money.

*Obligatory relevant Wayne:
'Can you picture Carter V?' - 'A Milli Freemix'
'Shout out to every DJ bootleggin, 'cause I made history a-ny-way.' - 'A Milli Freemix'
'...gettin back to work - Carter IV' - Youtube thank you to all fans, paying and not

And now here is a personal 'Top Ten Best Wayne Lines' (A list could never be truly completed or universally accurate). It should be mentioned that I do not endorse or promote any of the ideas or actions within these lines, only the skill with which they are conveyed:

1. 'Safe sex is great sex. Better use a latex, 'cause you don't want that late text, that 'I think I'm late' text.'
2. 'Dear Mr. Toilet, I'm the shit - got these other haters pissed 'cause my toilet paper thick.'
3. '...trying to tell you I can kick it like Lu-Kang ni**a, got that Sub-Zero flow, how you on me ma. Ni**a get over here like Scorpion.'
4. 'Sitting in the coop looking like a racer, top peeled back like the skin of a potato, seat way back listen to Anita Baker riding by myself smoking weed by the acre'
5. 'Start with straight shots and then pop bottles, pour it on the models, shut up bitch swallow, if ya cain't swallow, shut up bitch gargle, I'm fresh up out the water with my Mark Jacobs goggles!'
6. 'We are not the same, I am a martian. It's Young Weezy F. Baby, no abortion. I have Hoes. I do not have to force them. This just do what I say Jack like wheel of fortune.'
7. 'I get head in the strangest places; two at the same time i call it changin faces. I tell the bitch we aint tradin places, now stand back n catch my amazin graces.'
8. 'I am a robot and this robot is on overload'
9. '...and I'm so muthafuckin high I could eat a star'
10. 'I'm the man in this bitch, they say money talks well I'm the ventriloquist'

Honorable mention in no particular order:

The entire verse from 'Make it work for ya.'
'It's young Weezy F. Baby - no abortion'
'If that line under a gram then that line ain't mine'
'I got a great idea, we should have sex. Bitch im like Daunte Hall, I just throw up the X.'
'They cannot see me, they are like Stevie, I am Barring-a-ton like Levy.'
'Yeah bitch that's my girl, and she pops x-cellent up in Wayne's World'
'I tip the bitch and she ain't comin back to work for a month.'

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Monday, June 09, 2008

Smoking Study Patients Rarely Return


I thought this was funny:

June 9, 2008 -- Smoking in midlife results in poor memory and makes it harder to think and learn, according to research published in the June 9 issue of Archives of Internal Medicine.

What's more, developing cognitive problems in your 30s, 40s, and 50s may speed the onset of dementia. Smoking damages blood vessels, including those in the brain. Scientists recently concluded that smoking is a risk factor for dementia.

However, the link between smoking and cognitive problems has been hard to determine because few study patients return for follow-up visits or they die of smoking-related diseases before the research is completed.

- WebMD

Friday, June 06, 2008

Cousin Cole's B'day at the Panty Raid


THE PANTY RAID & COUSIN COLE'S BDAY w/ WILLY JOY

Date: June 6, 2008 @ 10pm
FREE! @ Savalas
285 Bedford Avenue between South 1st St & Grand
Bedford L

Description:
"The Panty Raid" is now a regular feature at a Savalas, Williamsburg's neighborhood favorite, and showcases DJs who play a mix of disco, rock, hip hop, and dance music. It takes place on the first Friday of every month for one-night-only of consolidated mayhem. Our next event will take place on Friday, June 6th and features Chicago's WILLY JOY (Fly By Night) along with resident DJ and Birthday Boy, Cousin Cole. If the music isn't enough to get you loose, we got a $6 tecate & tequila or $6 PBR & whisky deal ALL NIGHT.
- TheNewPop.com

10-11pm POWER HOUR
$15 – 6 PBRs & a shot of whiskey
$16 – 6 Tecate & a shot of tequila

DJS:

COUSIN COLE:
(Panty Raid, BK)
Myspace
Flagrant Fowl

WILLY JOY:
(Fly By Night, URB's Next 100, Chicago)
Myspace

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

A Love Psychedelic


The city she is an abusive lover. At one moment you are hated. You are inadequate to the world of Wallstreet money men and women, a lazy directionless child only serving as a black hole for the finances of any institution sustaining you. In the next? Well in the next moment it will turn around to love you. It will say "you were always the only one for me," or "I know I can push you beyond the point of emotional embarrassment before the ones you care about, but I do it because I love you." This is the life of the true city dweller. Here is the one laying on the pavement, naked to the slings and arrows of a potential fortune. Because from the top of a building, you can avoid the trouble, the dirt. You may even be able to avoid the loneliness. But you'll do so at the expense of the crest: that point which makes you laugh to yourself without a joke or anyone to call you sane. You are mad in the streets. So prepare yourself. The only way to give up is to leave or die. Unfortunately you can't. The city needs you. I need you.

Monday, June 02, 2008

Colbert Bush Roast Truth Lies



I realize this was a loooooong time ago, but I just noticed a great point of the speech which I didn't notice at the time...

"Guys like us, we're not some brainiacs on the nerd patrol. We're not members of the factinista. We go straight from the gut. Right, sir?. That's where the truth lies, right down here in the gut."

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Coolest Person Ever.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Rolling Italo-Thunder vol. 4

Hello, again. I return with more Italo-gems. I hope you enjoy them, for each of these songs tells the tall tales of my life. No joke. 


  1. I'm Left, You're Right, She's Gone - Giorgio Moroder 
  2. Faces - Clio 
  3. Radio - Savage
  4. Take Me to the Top - Advance 
  5. Money For Your Love - Monte Kristo
  6. Happy Song - Boney M. 

Saturday, April 26, 2008

No more games


I be on that Kryptonite.mp3

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

false rewards


the job market. That is the name of the beast.

It lures you with its false rewards. It cajoles you with its promises of a future better than the past. It is big, it is overpowering, it is compassionless, and its out to get you.
Eventually it will eat you. It will chase you down, corner you, and open its mouth: you will crawl in willingly. You will listen to those beckoning from within its belly who only want to share their misery. "Come in" they will say. "There is comfort in here: job security, a salary." It is as the machine in the Matrix. In return for a comfortable, predicatable, safe future, you give up excitement, danger, and choice.

Well, The market, It has found you. It has you up against the wall, I know. You are terrified. It opens its mouth. You hear the voices. You begin to sweat and tremble. "Why", you ask. "Why me? This was not supposed to happen to me. I had dreams of a life full of excitement, of danger, of 'life'. I ran from you. I hid from you. how did you find me? Please....No." You plead with the beast. you beg it not to take you. You reach behind you and feel a wall. You look up and see empty blue sky. Noone is there. The loneliness is overwhelming and a horrible feeling comes over you: the worst feeling you have ever felt. You begin to feel that it is innevitable: that you have no choice: that giving in is your only option. Your knees begin to buckle and the fear begins to push you towards the gaping mouth of comfort, security and boredom.

Finally, a hand touches your arm. You are startled. you look to your side. I am there. I have been there the whole time. We are all there together. We see eachother.
"No", we say. "not today. Not us. We may go down: we may get beat, scraped, scared and trampled by the beast, but we will NOT walk in willingly."
The beast is always there, beckoning us to come: calling us to give up. We will not.
We will fight our way off this wall; we will choose our own future.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

The Answer.

"Ah you are philosophique." Oui, seulement en votre présence.

Ask and ye shall receive. So here is the answer:


The Answer Mix.mp3

"This Life" - Joe Vs. The Volcano
"Easy Lover" - Phil Collins & Phil Bailey
"PYT (Pretty Young Thing)" - Michael Jackson
"Something About Us" - Daft Punk
"In Love With You (Alan Braxe & Romuald RMX)" - The Paradise

Friday, April 18, 2008

Other Mix


Send Me the Spirit mix

Mgmt - Money to Burn
avssois - Aphex Twin
Star Guitar - Chemical Brothers
I Keep Everything - Lansing-Dreiden
Untitled - Interpol
Walkin' With Jesus - Spacemen 3

and various audio clips from "Dog Day Afternoon"

Monday, April 07, 2008

Sweat

Well, it's been awhile, everyone. I imagine about half of this blog's 20 readers miss me, and my mixes of Italo-Thunder and creamy disco music. Well, assholes, I have neither of those things for you today, so Fuck you! I'm not your fucking slave! But I digress. I have a mix of really random shit of everything from old Prince to Aeroplane, to Tears for Fears and, just for the fuck of it, some Wham! Anyway, I'm not sure why I decided to call this "Sweat," but it came to me, and it stuck. So enjoy my mix.  
  1. Controversy - Prince 
  2. Everything She Wants - Wham! 
  3. Summer of Love - The Presets 
  4. Shout - Tears for Fears 
  5. I Believe (Space Dub) - Simian Mobile Disco 
  6. Worlds Converged - Midnight Juggernauts 
  7. Fool for Love (Aeroplane Remix) - Das Pop 
  8. Chrystal City - Alan Braxe &  Fred Falke 
  9. Sunday Night Fever - Anoraak 
  10. Babylon by Car - Bot'ox
  11. So Haunted - Cut Copy 

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Sunday, March 23, 2008

This is it. Invites have been sent.



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shout out to Will Jamieson. Go sox.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Rolling Italo-Thunder Vol. 3

Hello, all. Sorry for the delay but since I missed the Justice show in New York, that I bought round trip train tickets and  tickets to, I was a little under the weather. Have to love self-assured cousins. Anyway, I made it up to myself and caught the show in Boston, which was a sweaty, dance party. However, on an entirely unrelated noted, I come bearing more Italo-disco. 

  1. Samurai - Michael Cretu 
  2. Eyes - Clio 
  3. Easy Lady - Ivana Spagna 
  4. Come With Me - HBO
  5. Maria Magdalena - Sandra 
  6. Penguins Invasion - Scotch 
  7. Bolero - Fancy 
Eyes might very well be the hottest Italo-disco song I've ever heard. Ever. 

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Friday, March 07, 2008

Craigslist Missed Connection of the Week:

The Big Lebowski shirt on the R - w4m (Midtown East)

Reply to: pers-595754648@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-04, 8:16PM EST



I got on the Q at 59th street and Lex and saw you reading and writing something. At first I thought we were writing poetry and thought you were amazing but then I saw you drawing chemical bonds so I knew you were a chemistry nerd. That broke my heart a little bit. I don't really remember what you looked like but I know you must have been very tall because even sitting down your legs looked massive. You had a beard, further making me think that chemistry isn't your real passion but what you really love doing is reading some Keats by the moonlight.

Anway, I got off the R at 57th to get on the Q because I hate the R. There are few things I hate more than the R. When I was waiting for the door to open I noticed your shirt. It was white and had a print of a man on it. At first I thought it was John Lennon because of the hair, but no, it was THE DUDE! THE DUDE! Haaaa, that made me so happy and I really wanted to tell you I abided, but the doors opened and really, I'm a wuss. But your shirt made me happy so I hope you had a good day. ~

Sunday, March 02, 2008

Rolling Italo-Thunder Vol. 2

Well, people, I'm back with more Italodisco and things of the sort. This mix doesn't keep it restricted to Italodisco, branching out with some Prog. Rock. A song I'm sure you've all heard, if not the original then Justice's rendition.


  1. America - Cruisin' Gang
  2. Domination - Flexy Cowboys
  3. Satisfaction, Love and Passion - Duke Lake
  4. The Heart of the City - Chris Luis
  5. Tenebre - Goblin

Well, there's the list. I'll try to come back with something different, but there's a good chance it will be Italodisco. It's got the arpeggiated bass lines to make you groove in your sleep.

selected fire #7: sun up mix

mixed slightly pre-dawn.



"every way but loose"

selected fire #6: sundown mix

mixed at sundown.



"the only thing bright is the street light..."

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Craigslist Missed Connection of the Week:

F*CK!!!

Reply to: pers-592261141@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-01, 2:04PM EST


I just miss you :(

--------------------------------------------------
Shit, did I post that? Almost. But maybe you feel cheated, here's another one...
--------------------------------------------------

You asked me for a napkin!!!!!!!!

Reply to: pers-590565029@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-28, 10:22PM EST


It was 1:30pm this past Tuesday, I was putting sugar in my coffee and i saw you in the cafe getting ready to leave. I kept looking over at you and I though you were watching me too. Then you came up, said hi, and told me you were looking for a napkin. I freaked and started looking frantically for one (I know real smooth) but with no luck. Pointed you in the direction of a distant dispenser and ran away.

A few minutes later, after I ran outside to see if I saw you (I had finally built up enough courage to ask you out), I asked myself "I wonder why she needed a napkin". I mean, yeah, maybe you just wanted one, for sure. But you were in fact leaving the cafe, therefore had probably eaten already and had previously used a napkin. There were napkins on every other table except for where I was, of course! And you could have asked ANYONE else for one, so why me. Then it dawned on me !DUH STUPID! maybe she wanted a freaking napkin so she could write her number on it! Genius I know. Sometimes I really wonder about myself, I can be a little slow and intensly awkward when in the presence of a beautiful women.

Long story short, NAPKIN LADY WHERE DID YOU GO! I hope I see you again.

Or maybe you did really just want a napkin.

Sincerly,
Super Dork with Coffee

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Snakes Say Hisss!

Tonight (Feb 28th) 8:00pm @ The Market Hotel

The Market Hotel
957 Broadway & Myrtle Ave.
Brooklyn, New York

*JMZ to Myrtle Ave.
*L to Jefferson

*Wink*

Here's a little something...


Well now you've one more thing to look forward to. That is of course if you enjoy all night dancing, great music and women who ignore you...well two out of three ain't bad.

Escort is a group best known these days for their icy cold disco single, "Starlight." But lets not overlook DJ Ayers, one half of T&A (Tittsworth & Ayers). Both churn out Baltimore club remixes of some classic tunes like Earth Wind and Fire's "September" or Stevie Wonder's "Sir Duke." Let me explain what's called "Baltimore Club Style." I bet most of you already know what it is, but for those people who aren't afraid to give you masturbation material by admitting their somewhat lack of musical knowledge, here goes:

Wikipedia:
More often than not, the breakbeats are pulled from two records: "Sing Sing" by Gaz, and "Think (About It)" by Lyn Collins. Much like the rave-era sub-genre of techno music known as breakbeat hardcore, Baltimore club sounds as if the music was purposely produced in a hurried manner, as each song is made with a limited palette of sounds and is based on similar frameworks.

So what you have is one of two simple, uptempo, repetitive breakbeats. The soul music is there to convince you, but the beat is there to fuck you. Imagine dancing with your luscious girlfriend to a Sly and the Family record in your small dark overheated apartment set to the beat and rhythm of the headboard banging against the wall in the next room...(sex).

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Disco Cream vol. 2

So I've made another disco compilation. It starts off with two songs I'm sure most of the 20 people who read this blog have heard before. That being said, it goes into a little German disco, more Moroder. The Usual. Anyway, give it a listen and I hope you enjoy it. 


  1. Athene - Hercules and Love Affair
  2. Hold on - Holy Ghost
  3. Dancing in a Disco - Ganymed 
  4. 12 Year Drive - Ultracity 
  5. Goodbye Bad Times - Giorgio Moroder and Philip Oakey 

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Craigslist Missed Connection of the Week:


"To the Girl Who Kicked My Ass
at Tekken in a Chinatown Arcade"


m4w - 22 - Chinatown / Lit Italy
pers-581317145@craigslist.org
2008-02-21, 12:32AM EST


Your gang stole you away before I could get your number, but I want a rematch. Your hair, your eyes, and everything else about you was perfect and I would love to meet up with you again. Find this post and ditch the bricks.

PostingID: 581317145

Thursday, February 14, 2008

 A friend of mine is in a deep, dark hole of disco music. I'm all for it, so I put some of the songs from her collection into a mix. Enjoy. 
  1. Slow Blow - Hot Blood 
  2. This Fear of Gods - Simple Minds
  3. You Got My Soul - Domina 
  4. Je Ne Veux Pas Rentrer Chez Moi Seule (Lounge Version) - Regrets 
  5. Something in the Air - Yukihiro Takahashi 



Get Yer Dick Outta the Garbage Can (re-edit)


I'll be honest. My first mixtape sucked. So I decided to re-do it, and I think it's better. Songs are all the same, it's just not put through Garageband to make it sound especially shitty. 

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

selected fire #5: hurtin' 'em in the streets

sorry for the long break; our new old friend Nate came correct with some bangerz and some icy shit though, so i don't feel too bad. last weekend saw many hot hot disco purchases, so after many tiring hours of listening to horns and strings, this mix was made with a deeper groove in mind. lively but not essplodin', ya dig? if you're reading this, your presence has probably been requested; don't let us doowwwwwn.

5 selections;
3. botox - tragedy symphony - i'm a cliche
4. manuel gottsching - e2-e4 (not the whole thing, silly) - booooooot (you know how we do)
5. loud e - palaza break
8. kate bush - runnin' up that hill (ashley beedle edit)
9. cosmic metal mother - i think... (chacona's pris loves roland mix)

selected fire #5; party promo

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Its Movin' Again.


Invite only please. Mix.mp3 to come.

Friday, February 08, 2008

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

We Got It For Cheap Vol.3


We Got It For Cheap Vol.3 - ft. DJ Drama (Download)
We Got It For Cheap Vol. 3 - w/out Drama (Download)

➲ If the song expires: Email Me

Ghetto superstar like I'm Praz
Big chain around my neck like I'm fresh off the Amistad
I'm not a part of your coke-rap genre
I put it in the pot, it come back like karma
Nice with the flip, built it since it's genesis
And we wont stop 'till you give us free like the Jena Six

Oh yeah, as for the Re-up: act like ya know.

Monday, February 04, 2008

Rolling Italo-thunder


I have a lot of Italo-disco on my computer. More than I know what to do with. So I made a mix of it. 

  1. Florida (Move Your Feet) - Paul Sharada 
  2. Dance - Betty Miranda 
  3. Little Russian - Mr. Zivago
  4. Bizarre Love Triangle - New Order 
  5. The Chase (Original Dance Mix) - Giorgio Moroder
  6. Frogs in Spain - Fake 
Now, I know what you're thinking? A song about Russians? Outrageous, I know. And also, the New Order may seem out of place, but is by no means.... out of place. 


Saturday, February 02, 2008

Well, well, well....


Hello all, the artist formerly known as MEGAFUCK has undergone yet another name change, hopefully for the last time. Now you can refer to me as Nasty Sensuality. Nonetheless, I made a mixtape, so "Get Yer Dick Outta the Garbage Can." If you follow what I'm saying. It's my first go-round, so there might be some choppy spots, but live and learn, right? Right. Anyhoo, the track listing is as such: 

  1. Sexy Movie - Flexy Cowboys
  2. Lights and Music (Boys Noize Remix) - Cut Copy
  3. We Are Rockstars - Does it Offend You, Yeah? 
  4. Shibuya - Hey, Champ! 
  5. Gite Fuori (Herr Styler Remix) - Porta
  6. Oh, I Like Tight Fits (Oh, I Like - Like Woah (Knightlife remix) + Tight Fit - New Young Pony Club - Nasty Sensuality
  7. Only Me To Trust - Ghosthustler 
  8. B.A.B.Y - Cut Copy
  9. Plug It - Sebastien Tellier, Mr. Oizo and SebastiAn 
  10. Bigger than Big - Super Mal ft. Luciana 
  11. Fuck Nicole (SLUTTT Remix) - The Teenagers
  12. Out of the Storm - Midnight Juggernauts 
  13. Party (Sportsday Megaphone) - Envelopes 
  14. Tony the Beat - The Sounds
  15. Super Sexy Song - Neon Black
  16. Electric Feel - MGMT
So there it is, my first mixtape. The big time... Well, hopefully it makes you dance, and if it doesn't then you can fuck yourself. 
Thanks, xoxo, Nathan

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Monumental occurrences, revolutionary thought

I am here to announce, DJ Fuckyerself! is no longer DJ Fuckyerself! From now on, DJ Fuckyerself! is MEGAFUCK. I am here to lead you to the promised land of Jonestown. Follow me, young, I mean you no harm...

Friday, January 25, 2008

Tonight.

You should ready yourself. Put some kind of anticipation in your day...dim the lights and close the shades. (1/25/08 2:44am)



steve reich - electric counterpoint (part I)
steve reich - electric counterpoint (part II)
steve reich - electric counterpoint (part III)

Sunday, January 20, 2008

selected fire #4: everybody just cool out

so my people are feeling it these days; social prollems, winter depression, job sent you to Hartford, et cetera. Altogether, this is a troubling state of affairs, so your friends at alittlesomething thought it might be a good idea to post a mellow selection so everyone can just cool out a little bit. for the 'phones, mos def, so lie down, remain calm, and listen up. mixed with love for anyone stuck in minnesota, connecticut, or any other lonely spot on the map, for that matter.


5 selections:

2. donald byrd - think twice
3. l.t.d. - love to the world (for serious! amen, amirite?)
6. altz - yello (version idjut hoe down mix)
7. hatchback - white diamond (prins thomas diskomiks)
8. morgan geist - most of all (feat. jeremy greenspan of jr. boyz)

perhaps a taste of next weekend's late nite set...just sayin'


The New School meets Old Skool

Saturday, January 19, 2008

selected fire #3: dizzy's mix

mixed/beamed live and direct from the Financial District NYC to the Haight, SF CA for "a champion of dance, his moves will put you in a trance, and he never leaves the disco alone." dig those crazy Floyd covers. Lovefingers we ain't, but that's why it's called "a little something everyday" I guess. plenty of funky funky weirdness for your listening pleasure. 



5 selections:

2. rosebud - money
5. mary jane girls - in my house (r.i.p. rick james)
6. lovefingers - astroturf
8. lcd - daft at my house (soulwax mixxx w/daft sounds in the intro!)
11.rosebud - have a cigar

hello? is there anybody out there?

Friday, January 18, 2008

Get out of the state you're in.


This is "No, No, No" by Dawn Penn backwards with the flip side instrumental of the Private Idaho single by the B52s.

No Party Out of Bounds.mp3

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Here goes a little something...

There's a proper fuzz for the Mrs. Broadway, but only for the first ten minutes.

1. lots of backwards stuff
2. "The Sound of Musik" to the chorus of DFA/N.E.R.D.
3. Richard Strauss - Space Odyssey 2001 theme

etc. etc.

bit of a journey/more practice

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Randy Moss Denies Domestic Violence


Randy Moss denies beating a woman he claims to have known for 11yrs; however, stranger still are the frightening similarities between this and post-game Belichickian comments. Imagine dating Bill's daughter. She'd have her grey hoodie on:

"Yeah, well the first date was good, but we're gonna take it one day at a time. "

p.s. about Igor Olshansky's comments on the upcoming Patriots game..."Seriously, they're more worried than we are. I Promise You." When asked to comment on Igor's words, Ravens' linebacker Terrell Suggs responded, "I don't know, but I think the last guy who said that got lit up."

yeah, that's exactly what happened.

Randy's Comments
My Comments

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

a little som' som'

das mix. das butt.

1. check out the Now Generation on reverse.
2. sex shooter: come on, kiss the gun.
4. music lover.
matched in the beginning, fucked around toward the end.

meh. put it on in the background.

...mp3

Monday, January 14, 2008

selected fire #2

stay up on my grizzy. more downtempo (darker picks) with a better flow (one guy's opinion). 37 min of selections and then one long idjut space affair. a bit more variety too; for the 'phones, not the speakers. 


5 selections:
1. kraftwerk - robots
4. runaway - she did it for the money
9. chromatics - in the city
10. karen young - hot shot (couldn't resist)
11. smith & mudd - vegetable square (version idjut)


plus a bonus (if only i had it...time to get up on the computer mixing)


Sunday, January 13, 2008

selected fire #1...

...since mixing is a bit beyond me at the moment. hopefully the car crash transitions and tracks with low levels are just funny. methinks we need to rewire the system but whatever. how about that, an actual faux-mix post. back for the first time!  your boy's got more fire from 13-E's mixer on the way too. no shit. it's on (get the patron).


5 selected quotations:
"a fly girl like me needs security"
"never forget those aimless years"
"the way you do the things you do makes me have a jones for you"
"it's drivin' me outta my mind"
"one night in a disco..."

5 selections:
1. steve miller - space intro
2. gwen guthrie - ain't nothin' goin' on but the rent (levan mix)
6. klout (golem edit)
12. sister sledge - he's the greatest dancer
14. lee douglas - new york story

this is the beginning of the beginning of the beginning.



Friday, January 11, 2008

Smoking Kills?

• Why you're fucked (Brian Curtis):
"Brian Curtis started smoking at 13, never thinking that 20 years later it would kill him and leave a wife and children alone. In his last weeks, he set out with a message for young people."
...how long have you been smoking?...

"While it seems unusual to the Curtis family, Dr. Jeffrey Paonessa, Bryan's oncologist, said he is seeing more lung cancer in young adults."

"After the graveside service June 8, this friend and a handful of relatives light up."

• Categories of Death (wiki):
- myocardial infarction (heart attack)
- diseases of the respiratory tract such as Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD)
- asthma
- emphysema
- cancer, particularly lung cancer and cancers of the larynx and tongue

• Excuses (wiki):
"Some smokers argue that the depressant effect of smoking allows them to calm their nerves, often allowing for increased concentration. This, however, is only partly true. According to the Imperial College London, "Nicotine seems to provide both a stimulant and a depressant effect, and it is likely that the effect it has at any time is determined by the mood of the user, the environment and the circumstances of use. Studies have suggested that low doses have a depressant effect, whilst higher doses have stimulant effect."[23] However, it is impossible to differentiate a drug effect brought on by nicotine use, and the alleviation of nicotine withdrawal."

• Why you're fucking me (wiki):
"In a study released on February 12, 2006 warning signs for cardiovascular disease are higher in people exposed to secondhand tobacco smoke, adding to the link between "passive smoke" and heart disease. "Our study provides further evidence to suggest low-level exposure to secondhand smoke has a clinically important effect on susceptibility to cardiovascular disease"

• Why you're fucking yourself more than you think (wiki):
Recent studies have linked smoking to anxiety disorders, suggesting the correlation (and possibly mechanism) may be related to the broad class of anxiety disorders, and not limited to just depression. Current ongoing research are attempting to explore the addiction-anxiety relationship.
Data from multiple studies suggest that anxiety disorders such as depression play a role in cigarette smoking. A history of regular smoking was observed more frequently among individuals who had experienced a major depressive disorder at some time in their lives than among individuals who had never experienced major depression or among individuals with no psychiatric diagnosis. People with major depression are also much less likely to quit due to the increased risk of experiencing mild to severe states of depression, including a major depressive episode. Depressed smokers appear to experience more withdrawal symptoms on quitting, are less likely to be successful at quitting, and are more likely to relapse.

• Why its not something easy to do (Brian Curtis):
"I'm too skinny. I can't fight anymore," he whispered to his mother at 9 a.m. June 3. He died that day at 11:56 a.m., just nine weeks after the diagnosis. Bryan Lee Curtis Sr. was buried at Memorial Park Cemetery in St. Petersburg on June 8, a rare cloudy day that threatened rain. At the funeral service at nearby Blount, Curry and Roel Funeral Home, Bryan's casket was open and 50 friends and relatives could see the devastating effects of the cancer. Addiction is more powerful. As the graveside ritual ended, a handful of relatives backed away from the gathering, pulled out packs of cigarettes and lit up."

• Personal (Ike):
Recently I met with my mother to get dinner in the city. She came in from my home outside boston. She's in the city to see opera and musicals etc. with her friend Linda. Linda's husband died of throat cancer. According to my mom he was one of the most wonderful human beings she and Linda had ever known. When she told me stories about him and Linda at the dinner table I thought she was going to cry because of the weight of each anecdote.

Linda used to take her husband Rob to the hospital for checkups and throat radiation. My mom explained that the radiation was so painful that he needed morphine just to get over the soar throats that resulted. Anyway, that's not the hard part. When Linda would drive him to the hospital he would see the sunrise and say how beautiful it was. This is when my mother stops the story to make sure I realize that he enjoyed every part of his life, even when cancer was climbing from the bottom of his throat to the back of his tongue. Anyway, that's not the hard part. On one occasion she was driving him to the hospital as the sun was coming up as clearly as ever. Linda knew her husband was dead when he said, "Its too cloud, can't see the sunrise today." Rob was actually going blind, as the cancer was infecting his eyes. Anyway, that's not the hard part. Three days before he died he had a stroke and was essentially in a coma. Linda believes—as she said to me the other day on the subject of The Diving Bell and the Butterfly—that he could still hear her. Anyway, that's not the hard part. The day after he died my mother received an email from Rob that he had written before he died. "If you are reading this, then I have gone on to another dimension. I wanted to let you know how much I appreciated you and how my life was richer for having you in it."